... That's a lot of deviations. You must watch a lot of very busy people.

Re: haircut: Shave it all off! ... No, just kidding. I'm sure you'll figure something out. Personally, I get this impulse to get my hair cut REALLY short (like, shorter than my mom's but longer than my dad's. "Boy" short). I mean-- I could donate to Locks of Love at least twice. And short hair would be so convenient. :S
Do what you have to do!